Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan is a career criminal and Modern's partner-in-crime.

Appearance
Dirty Dan takes on SpongeBob SquarePants' appearance except for the addition of a tan cowboy hat. and a suspicious glare. He is a faded-yellow sponge with big blue eyes, a white shirt, a small red tie, and brown pants.

Personality
Dirty Dan speaks with a faux exaggerated Western accent and can be very rash, as seen when he briefly loses his hat one time in the Yacht lobby. He is very attached to the hat for reasons unknown, and when it is out of his sight, even for just a split-second, he flies into a rage and angrily questions where it went. He also tries to blame everything on his so-called 'rival,' Steely Dan, even though Steely Dan dismisses him and doesn't take him seriously at all. As a result, he is very detached from the rest of the crew except for Modern, who is implied to also be a tax evader. The reason why he detests Steely Dan so much appears to be because of their shared names.

Dirty Dan seems to have an allergy to taxes and is always attempting to conjure up reasons to avoid paying them. Perhaps this is the reason why he is on board the yacht; to avoid the felonies. In any case, Modern would help him cover his tracks.